Hotel Caprice

Ah, my recent stay at this charming establishment in Grindelwald, Switzerland, was nothing short of an experience. I suppose if I'm feeling generous, I'd give it a solid 2 to 3 stars, but let's dive into the delightful details. Positives, you ask? Well, the place was so clean you could eat off the floors, not that I'd recommend it. And, oh, the convenience! It's practically on top of the train station, which is perfect for those who enjoy a daily dose of locomotive ambiance. The staff, bless their hearts, were friendly enough, though one could argue that friendliness is part of the job description. Now, let's move on to the negatives, which were almost as numerous as the stars I can't quite grant this place. Firstly, I formed a deep bond with my towel during my stay because it wasn't changed, not even once. It's not every day you get to experience that level of towel attachment. But wait, there's more! No coffee or tea in the room? How quaint! I suppose they expect guests to savor the taste of anticipation each morning. And a refrigerator? Who needs one of those when you can play roulette with your perishables? Ah, the pièce de résistance: when I daringly requested a wine glass, it wasn't exactly met with a standing ovation from the staff. Such enthusiasm! To truly complete the experience, there was not a trace of shampoo or conditioner in sight. But the real surprise came when I dared to request these basic amenities, only to be met with a resounding “NO.” Such dedication to maintaining an air of unpredictability! Well, my stay at this glamorous establishment was like a journey back to the Stone Age of interior decor, where not a single picture dared to grace the room's barren walls, the lobby was a time capsule of outdated elegance, and I was honored with the privilege of a solitary pillow only one lonely mushy pillow reminding me of my days in the elite Pillowless Battalion In conclusion, by American standards, this place may be considered more of a rustic cottage or a humble lodge. It's certainly an experience, and if you're into surprises and the occasional bout of sarcasm, it might just be your cup of tea. But as for me, I'll stick to my 2 to 3 stars, which are as generous as I can be.

We had a wonderful stay. The hotel is in a great location - easy access to restaurants and shops as well as the train station. I don’t think it is possible to have a bad view in Grindelwald - and our room was no exception. We also enjoyed the spa amenities every evening after a long day of hiking.